An old friend is getting married this spring, and for her hen-night 'the girls' are going to Pineapple for a Cheerleading party. It will involve learning a cheer of the bride and grooms' names, dance routines and of course pom-poms.
My dilemma is that I'm very overweight (size 20), unfit and with back trouble, knee trouble and fallen arches, and even when I was fit and lean I was a cr*p dancer.
I'm afraid I'll feel humiliated, rather than enjoy myself. But OTOH I don't want to be the only one who doesn't know the cheer and can't participate if it gets done at the party.
Argh - what do I do?