Karoke song suggestions for pregnant lady?

[Rapunzel88]

Am attending a party this weekend and have been told that getting up on the karoke is compulsory. Am seven and a half months preggers, so any suggestions for a suitable song? Can only think of 'Papa don't Preach'- any other pregnancy related hilarious song suggestions?
Ta x

Not pregnancy related but

"hey fatty bum bum
sweet sugar dumplin'
hey fatty bum bum
Let me tell you something
Just because you're so big and fat
Don't believe I'm afraid of that ..."

On second thoughts, maybe not [smile}

Aint gonna bump no more ,with no big fat woman

ooh, oooh baby love, my baby love