Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

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Free to a good home - one nearly 18 month old boy......

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Gwenick · 20/05/2005 10:22

very cute, 86cm tall, short dark hair, beautiful brown eyes, 26.7lbs, says a few words such as hiya, bye, no, na (as in what's that), dada - and can string together hiya dada - so should be a great hit with the males out there, into 'ball games' - preferabbly rugby, but will kick a ball quite well too, good sleeper, good eater, into climbing................

but the cons.....................

Has just learnt how to put his hand in his nappy, pull out the little pellets (must give him more juice today) of poo and play marbles with them on the living room carpet

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
wasgoingto · 20/05/2005 11:17

Just stick him on a train marked darkest peru and I'll get him.

albert · 20/05/2005 11:18

Oh, send them all, I don't mind - DH may have a bit to say about a house full though! I can dunk them in the canal if they get too smelly. Nearest airport is Marco Polo and the 'planes are always full so I'm sure you could find willing passengers to offer up laps (maybe not to those with pruny bums though) Is that 3 kids I'm expecting? Actually Marslady didn't you want to come and vist Venice a few weeks ago? You could hand deliver and have a holiday at the same time!

MarsLady · 20/05/2005 11:29

It's a deal Albert. I tried to visit but that blimming ggglimpopo didn't meet me at the airport. She was waiting in the wrong place and so we missed the flight. Gutted.

Still...........hand delivery works

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CADS · 20/05/2005 11:46

LOL

wasgoingto · 20/05/2005 19:06

rhubarb have waited in all day looking at the sky - no sign yet.

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