dd upset when looking at her 'flower' please dont laugh

[nailpolish]

please dont laugh

dd1 (2.5 yrs) was in the nude after bathtime last night on my bed and was sitting up, inspecting her 'flower', which is fine.

but she suddenly started crying (loads of tears!) when she saw the 'middle bit' and was horrified and said 'mummy ive got a willy'

i couldnt calm her down for ages

it was awful

she is still talking about it today, and i went to give her a clean nappy and she said 'dont look at my willy' 'am i a boy mummy' upset all over again

[FastasleepTheInsomniac]

I giggled at your pubes.....and I definately just giggled at the toilet story!

[nailpolish]

good point kayleigh. vagina is not a offensive word or anything. thanks

[Kayleigh]

nailpolish at "you have to go down on all fours for the hard to reach bits"

[nailpolish]

aaarrrggghhh! youre confusing me now

flower or vagina flower or vagina.......

[FastasleepTheInsomniac]

I remember the kid I babysat running around at about three going 'I've got a peeeeenis penis penis PENIS...see!!' that is also funny. But your DD isn't, poor love!

[Gumdrop]

Had a friend who decided that she would be very correct terminology with the flowery bits, nothing embarassing in the real names etc.....

She was, however, mortified, when dd1 (3 +1/2) announced to Tesco's queue "Rubbing my clitoris makes me feel nice, Mummy"............

[nailpolish]

omg gumdrop!!!!! had to LOL at that one

[noddyholder]

when my ds was about 3 he saw dp in the bathroom and started screaming I don't want a beard on my willy!He soon forgot about it though

[Gumdrop]

I know, I ROFL when I heard about it, much to friend's disgust!

[FastasleepTheInsomniac]

@ clitoris!!!

[Kayleigh]

PMSL gumdrop

[NomDePlume]

PMSL @ Gummy's story and Noddy's bearded willy

[sweetkitty]

Funny story my Dad and Brother in the bath for the first time. Brother to Dad what's those big things behind your pee pee Dad? Dad "That's where your pee is before you pee" Brother "Dad you must be bursting to go!"

Or me age 2 asking my Gran in a crowded room if she had fur on her fanny?

Still don't know what to call DD's bit? Call them girlie bits just now!

[expatinscotland]

my dd just discovered her 'loulou' after her bath this evening (she's 21 months).