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What each age would say to try to convince people they are grown

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Anonymous460 · 27/07/2026 18:54

children always want to be seen as grown no matter what their age is, here is what I think each age would say if you ask if they are grown, this is ment to be funny tell me if your kids do the same and what you agree and disagree on.
Each age proving why they are grown:
0: I’m alive
1: I had a birthday party
2: I can walk
3: I’m potty trained
4: I started school
5: I can right my own name
6: I’m 6 of course I’m grown!
7: I go to bed at 7:10 and not 7:00!
8: I like CoComelon and skibidi toilet
9: my age is nearly double digits!
10: my age is double digits!
11: I’m in big school now
12: I’ll be a teenager next year
13: I’m a teenager now unlike 12 who just pretends to be one
14:I know how old peoples inventions work like the type writer and the brick phone
15: I been called unc 1000 times already, if that don’t mean I’m grown I don’t know what is
16: Ill still be able to watch watch YouTube next year
17: I’ll be a adult next year

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Cantwaitforwinter · 27/07/2026 19:27

My DD5 tells me she’s grown up because she headbutts the kitchen worktop, credit where it’s due, 6 months ago she could walk under it.

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