who is the most yummy mummy????

[MummyAnnabella]

maybe i am shallow but my ambition is to be a yummy mummy!!

since day 1 i have showered and washed hair then blowed dried it and had make up on from day 1 too.

thankfully was back in jeans in 3 weeks though still trying to work out how to lose mummy tummy - am same weight as before pg but tummy looser.

wear jeans and high heels every day unless i am going for long walk then change to MBTs. always wear outfit i wouldnt be embarrassed inif someone calls to visit.

go to mother and baby group, baby swimming and baby massage. have lunch once a week with mummy friends and sometimes coffee on other days too.

finally drive an X5 though had that since before i got pg.

anyone beat that??

please tell me you're joking

X5 - wtf !!!

oh dear god I hope you are joking

What is an X5? Some sort of invalid carriage?

you've gotta be having a laugh!!

same as what Lfc and ADM say!

Has to be a wind up
If not, congratulations, you have fulfilled your 'ambition'!!

bet you've nipped and tucked your labia too

erm i do most of those things, but i wouldnt brag about it!!

what the hell is an x5?

Ah no, you don't do baby yoga.

Definitely not a true yummy mummy am afraid.

not nipped and tucked my bits though!

It's a ginormous BMW 4x4, cost £56k

X5 tis a BMW 4x4 typical in the home counties and south west London

ahh that makes sense now.

TBH I am a bit in awe of those who can do makeup/hair/outfits etc everyday.

It's something to be proud of if it makes you feel good. If you're doing it to be competitive or to show off to others then frankly it's a bit sad.

It's not very nice to boast don't you know?

Also like the rest of us you are still stuck on mnet on a SATURDAY night so your social life isn't up to much is it?!

Where is your heuristic play

Where are the organic purees

Where is the bugaboo

How much time do you spend in Starbucks, you do know it has to be at least 3 times a week don't you?

Jeez talk about letting the side down

I'm a foster carer.

I'm fully supportive of stay at home mums.

In your case I think you should fuck off back to work because you need another ambition than doing your nails and make-up.

Maybe consider some voluntary work ?

ok, I know what a x5 is but wth are MBTs!?!

blimey lauriecake

mbt's - masai barefoot technology - trainers that exercise your quads

Off to start a new thread:

Am I the least yummy mummy? I drive a 10 year old Ford Fiesta. I hate high heels. I think baby massage is over rated. Sometimes I sit on the sofa and eat chocolate biscuits rather than take baby out in the pram. I shower every day but I buy the shower gel with my supermarket shopping!

Oh but I have (truthfully) lost my "mummy tummy" and [gloating emoticon]

Upmarket trainers

Look like platform trainers, a la spice girls circa 1996

Why am I translating this shit

Why do I know this shit

Now, I know what MBTs are - Masai Barefoot Technology trainers - ugly as fuck fuckity fuck, I would have thought they would have totally negated all yumminess.