who is the most yummy mummy????

[MummyAnnabella]

maybe i am shallow but my ambition is to be a yummy mummy!!

since day 1 i have showered and washed hair then blowed dried it and had make up on from day 1 too.

thankfully was back in jeans in 3 weeks though still trying to work out how to lose mummy tummy - am same weight as before pg but tummy looser.

wear jeans and high heels every day unless i am going for long walk then change to MBTs. always wear outfit i wouldnt be embarrassed inif someone calls to visit.

go to mother and baby group, baby swimming and baby massage. have lunch once a week with mummy friends and sometimes coffee on other days too.

finally drive an X5 though had that since before i got pg.

anyone beat that??

it still sounds ok expat
I like remote, I have a 8 sleeper tent and a torch just incase.

Nothing is perfect not even a circle

OBM you are so flagrantly NOT yummy

what are you doing on this thread

just come to get an invite to TNog's huh?

No,no I get stuck on the raffle as I can write really fast, and end up having the highest grossing stall [proud emoticon]. I AM Lynette.

CAT me then, wotz!

or if no CAT then kaperkaillie AT gmail DOT com

not yummy, but Argyll is beyond that

you see, that's where you're wrong QC!
I may have the mind of an old Cambridge spinster, but I have the body (and wardrobe) of a twenty something North Londonite.
And DCs whom I cut out of a Boden catalogue and stuck onto card.
They are very tidy, and all my friends think they are very well dressed.
Sadly, they rarely make much headway through my Abel and Co box.
But never mind! Cardboard children luckily can't hear, so DH and I can have sex 3 times a day.

Goat does have a name - she's called Irene.

Irene's a good name for a goat.

My sister's got a goat.

Her name is Dakota.

Again, a good name for a goat.

sincerly touched by offering expat
no cat but thank you for kindest gesture
I am useless at email so I warn you in advance

I knew it! My love to Irene. Goodnight!

Nite, Lynette! So sorry Desperate Housewives is affected by the writers' strike .

oh dear teh Annabellas/Arabellas are giving themselfs a bad name, eh!....Maybe there is MORE to a name then I ever even imagined...or maybe it truely is that certain classes /or classless are giving certain names ;)

You have to drive a Prius to be a real Yummy Mummy, don't you?

I think they should put the oficial Alpha mum, Beta mum, yummy mummy, MILF criterea on the home page.