who is the most yummy mummy????

[MummyAnnabella]

maybe i am shallow but my ambition is to be a yummy mummy!!

since day 1 i have showered and washed hair then blowed dried it and had make up on from day 1 too.

thankfully was back in jeans in 3 weeks though still trying to work out how to lose mummy tummy - am same weight as before pg but tummy looser.

wear jeans and high heels every day unless i am going for long walk then change to MBTs. always wear outfit i wouldnt be embarrassed inif someone calls to visit.

go to mother and baby group, baby swimming and baby massage. have lunch once a week with mummy friends and sometimes coffee on other days too.

finally drive an X5 though had that since before i got pg.

anyone beat that??

Quattro - I wish! I wanted to be Puss in Manolo Blahniks as am fan of Sex and the City but wasn't sure I'd get the spelling right so settled on JimmyChoos!!! As I write I am sat in pj's with mad unwashed hair and an unttractive spot....I am sure I should be all glammed up and pole dancing for DH or something in the living room but......

Hear hear Desi

Fresh air - clear the head

Works wonders

Pussin, would the pole be removable, I'm sure dc would have a lot of fun.

MILF is an unpleasant acronym - as though by becoming mothers we'd somehow all of us (except a select few) become unfuckable ...

Whoah! Tnog

Bloody marvelous!

No, no, expact, a MILF is something else entirely. They don't have to be able to birhtday parties for the underfives whle gliding effortlessly around the room. MILFs do need great cleavage, however.

That sux, Desi!

But I hear ya, fresh air is the thing, no matter what the weather - currently BALTIC and raining here!

Tnog is another one We Are Going to Visit , even if it means a tent by the donkey .

Cherry - if I pole danced the pole would end up lose - my excess baby weight would ensure that!!

Oh no...mustn't talk about excess baby weight on a Yummy Mummy thread!!!! It just doesn't happen does it darhhhling......no....I actually was in my size -4 jeans as I left the hospital and with the tightest fanjo this side of the severn.....

Get in the queue

Farking forriners - come over here - jump the queues ...

szie 4 fat bugger, I have to say as per Op I am still the yummiest, although a little red faced now.

Jayzu, is it all about weight now?

Yikes!

I used to wear a UK size 6 and weighed more than the average for my height, methinks.

Muscle weighs more than fat and all that .

when did i ever say there was anything wrong with fresh air??!! i will be getting the blame for global warming next! i enjoy fresh air and walks with my pram - and ds too obviously! though desi did make me lol which is what it is all about! was it you who siad my name didnt bode well?!! ha ha!!

i am not a charity fundraiser something completely different but believe me the people i work with are from highly disadvantaged backgrounds.

do not want to be alpha mummy which is diff to a yummy one which is totally diff to MILTF. speaking of which to the poster who wanted to know if i was doing it - yes i am ds is almost 6 moths and i am v broody again!!

Shit, I need to get the girls their British passports to see Tnog!

expat can I camp next to you when you visit Tnog...?

I would love to go to visit the local pub while there, stay for many hours and write poignant notes on beer mats with you all.

Then walk for a while in the fresh air to clear my thoughts and say hi to donkey as I pass by.

After we've been.

Sorry to be thick but where is Tnog?

no need to camp, wotz! plenty of space here! and two loos!

the nearest local is a 40 min. walk, but it's mostly pavement and the light lasts a long time here, so you won't need a torch.

come one, come all!

large bungalow with HUGE gardens to the front and back.

overlooking a sea loch.

i suggest the Easter break before the midgies come along.

Sounds fab, can I come?

sounds too good to be true

Er I don't think this thread is about you any more, MA, and yes, if you are driving an X5, then you a partly to blame for global warming, even more than the rest of us. You may not want to be an alpha mum, but that is
what you will become if you go back to work. You will simply surender your yummynes by working full time. Will you really have time to run teh cake stall at the summer fayre. I will, because i am truely yummy.

Lick me and see.

A cake stall!! You should be Bree and not Lynette!!

mm think i know the answer to this.........but am i invited to tnogs wherever that is?? mind you as i am sure you will have guessed i dont do tents!!

if it sounds too good to be true . . .

it's got its drawbacks - wet, wild weather, dark nights, NO shops, got to use your car for everything, need to use a ferry to access most services, wet, wet, wet and damp, midgies, a mostly retirement community, high house prices, limited opportunities for employment unless you punt across the water . . .

blah blah blah.

would i trade it for the world? verdict's still out on that.

but it's here, it's now and so come and visit.

gawd, those Irish, those.

Tnog, i dunno. we'll have to get the ferry, methinks. we'll be needing the Astra to get around once we're there.

it's got a few 'Ecosse' and saltire stickers on it, mind .

and DH, well, when he and DD1 open their mouths, it'll be pretty obvious, where they're 'fae'.