who is the most yummy mummy????

[MummyAnnabella]

maybe i am shallow but my ambition is to be a yummy mummy!!

since day 1 i have showered and washed hair then blowed dried it and had make up on from day 1 too.

thankfully was back in jeans in 3 weeks though still trying to work out how to lose mummy tummy - am same weight as before pg but tummy looser.

wear jeans and high heels every day unless i am going for long walk then change to MBTs. always wear outfit i wouldnt be embarrassed inif someone calls to visit.

go to mother and baby group, baby swimming and baby massage. have lunch once a week with mummy friends and sometimes coffee on other days too.

finally drive an X5 though had that since before i got pg.

anyone beat that??

yelnats maybe I'm the sad one, I can't keep away but it is keeping me amused tonight anyway.

Oh that's a good point expat, if you really are in Scotland - I'm in the Midlands! My car gets a bit smoky on the way to softplay so may not even get on to the nearest motorway.
ooh softplay, does that make me slightly yummy?

I wonder why op hasn't come back

As skanky cars go, I reckons mine is the worst.

It has a disturbing habit of revving its own engine. Freaks out little old ladies on zebra crossings. The engine does not sound healthy in a kind of worrying way.

That along with the dents, the rust, and the busted lock - and someone actually broke into it!

Still it's better than the last one.

Mine chugs as I pull into the petrol garage for snacks - yep, I live so far out of yummy mummy territory the closest place to buy food is 4 miles away at a petrol garage.

And I'm debating blowing off the shower because I'm going out at 7AM come hell or high water to hike for an hour.

Annabella, may I jsut ask your favourite cup cake/ biscuit recipe for morning coffee?

IT also won't do above 30 (and that's at a push) if there is a slight incline.

Still the last one was worse. BUt it had the bonus that no one would steal it. They'd never get it started.

sounds like our last car, too, armadillo.

mind you, someone stole the outside cover of the passenger side wing mirror off our green P-reg Vauxhall Astra today.

Can one be a yummy mummy and live in a rather downmarket Midlands city?

Just wondering...cos even if I do start wearing the right stuff and driving the right car I can't afford to move...

Sorry to ehar about your tummy, I was back in jeans with in days with DS1, back to pre-pregnancy weight with two weeks, and with in a couple of months has the most amazingly hard tummy. I looked amazing with my huge breat-feeding boobs.

Do you go to sing and sign? The earlier you start the better, DD and I just loved it!

Think we have scared the tr I mean lady away.

Fuck that, Lynette, my mother had a planned csection with me and had her tummy 'tightened up' whilst on the theatre table!

Then she had the nerve to tell me, 'After you were born, I was never under 110lbs again.'

Oh, poor you, Mama! My left leg weighs 110lbs!

I could have been a contender if it weren't for my awful wind this evening. I really do stink and no amount of Cristalle is going to mask it.

And the final nail in my yummy coffin is that the last time I looked in the back of my 4x4 it had a goat in it.

LOl expat, only in the US!

Where's she gone...I was going to ask her to post a photo, so we could all see her yummyness.

dead or alive? (the goat I mean)

She had a lovely Brazilian OB, Lynette.

Actually, that's a trend borrowed from good ol' Latin America!

I remember my mate visiting when ds was about a week old.

Sat between her an dmy mum (both skinny - I am most definately not), with them having a conversation about how they couldn't beleive my belly hadn't gone down yet. Theirs were both flat by the time they were out of hospital.

gah.

I don't think my belly has ever been flat.

The goat was alive. I delivered it to a neighbour. I'll sweep the crap out tomorrow. Maybe. If I have time.

it's supposed to piss the rain all over the entire UK tomorrow, Duchess.

i think you'd better hold off.

goat smells better when it's wet.

My belly only went flat because I spent 9 months puking (twice). Apologies to all yummy mummies for using the word puking on your thread.

Oh and my boobs have swelled up 3 cup sizes so I guess that is where the weight was relocated from my tummy.

my belly went flat because i had PND and lived on coffee and fags.

Duchess transporting goats seems to be much more exciting than some of the traditional yummy mummy activities.

expat hope you are feeling better now.

much better, one!

enough to enjoy take the piss threads like this .

A real yummy mummy wears jimmy choos not mbts

you are an imposter

I bet the goat even had a name.