who is the most yummy mummy????

[MummyAnnabella]

maybe i am shallow but my ambition is to be a yummy mummy!!

since day 1 i have showered and washed hair then blowed dried it and had make up on from day 1 too.

thankfully was back in jeans in 3 weeks though still trying to work out how to lose mummy tummy - am same weight as before pg but tummy looser.

wear jeans and high heels every day unless i am going for long walk then change to MBTs. always wear outfit i wouldnt be embarrassed inif someone calls to visit.

go to mother and baby group, baby swimming and baby massage. have lunch once a week with mummy friends and sometimes coffee on other days too.

finally drive an X5 though had that since before i got pg.

anyone beat that??

Oooh, oooh, MA just dissed expat, oooh, no one will like her now.

Actually, MA, expat is clever and extreamly funny!

MA dissed expat

and said home=edding was awful

soooooo....not going to fit in then

Cool, Desi's back

LOL, Rolf at home ed bing an awful thing to do. Who for -your DS or you, MA?

Clearly both.

Arabella, how can you say we take ourselves seriously when all we do is rip the pish oops block out underclass word piss out of ourselves and each other?

I think she thinks you are taking her a bit too seriously.

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I think you are fragrant expat - much better word than Yummy - no connotation of dimwittedness in fragrant, is there?

Well if you're charity fundraisers and describing your jobs in that condescending way I'll be cross.

I whiff of sweat and YSL Paris .

That fucking Karen Voigt! That bitch can dance. I keep forgetting that.

'Now let's do the combo! Step, hop, turn, turn, over the step, to the left . . .'

Fuck you, you're my old ballet teacher!

You inspire me expat, in so many ways. I've written that qoute down, thanks!

I wear makeup every day, even the day after I had DS2. There is pics on my profile and some MNetters couldn't believe I had given birth 3 days before. but I don;t brag!! Its not a nice thing, you know, bragging!!

This has been the best theread I've come across in ages. I'd been thinking how dull MN had become.

Thankyou MA.

Karen made me feel about 2 inches tall today, Quattro, but I'm coming back for more tomorrow after my hike .

For her 'Just Arms' sequence. More like, 'Just let me die now'.

Besides, Arabella, you know, men dig sweaty chicks .

I agree, cheered up a dull sat night, also I always where make up, my mum told me when I was in Hospital with pre eclampsia they would be more likley to let me go home if I wore make up and looked OK.

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, expat, but it looks like you've turned a rather crucial corner

sparklygothcat, that is the most amazing baby smile I have ever seen!!!!! (apart from my own babies, of course!)

Let's hope so, Des! Good to see you back!

So, OP states her ambition is to be a Yummy Mummy....who actually decides whether someone is worthy of that 'acolade' (sp!)

For what its worth, I've only ever really heard the term 'Yummy Mummy' used in a piss taking manner, so how is it something to aspire to? I also frequently refer to someone I know in RL (not any Mnetters I've met btw!) as Alpha Mummy and quite frankly, I'm not being charitable....

he does have an amazing smile

Isn't a yummy mummy just a euphemism for a MILF?

The latter seems more honest.

ooh Puss are you a yummy mummy - thinking of your jimmies and all that?

My DD2 actually has a top[that says my mummy is a yummy mummy. bit chav but i love it was a pressie from my friend.

Ah, it wasn't a deliberate rebuff, expat. I keep losing my internet connection, so it forces me to give up.

Also, little boy is now three plus 2, and he's a little challenging. God damn his gorgeous spirit, but he's taking up more of my time.

Fresh air, girl. That's the stuff of life. That's what living is.