What/where is the most obscure thing/place you child has gone to the loo?

[Beelzebug]

DS1 has just gone into the conservatory, got the dog's bowl and wee'd and pooed in it!

I only went in search of him cos he was quiet!

My dcs havent wee'd anywhere odd but i remember 20 yrs ago on a bus in Peru a woman trying to pee, somewhat unsuccessfully, in a coke can....The drivers wouldnt stop to let us off, for 5 hours.....

DS2, over the side of here into the Forth!

Also, very embarassingly, in the water at a Seal Sanctuary near Oban. By in the water, I mean in the water where the seals were swimming in captivity, not the actual sea.

From the top of Arthurs Seat as well.