i am BOOOOOORED with essay writing. BOOOOOORED. BOOOOOOORED

[fillyjonk]

its a pissy OU "please write about your feelings upon encountering eigenvectors" type question

aaargh

its patronising and stupid but also worth nearly 40% of the marks. In fact I could pass the sodding assingment with NO maths, how stupid is that?

aaaargh

ah, I feel for you, this is the first year in about seven that I haven't been studying.

Tennis is on soon though, crack on and get it done and then you won't feel guilty about lying on the sofa with pimms and strawberries..

.. ok, maybe that's just me

oh you are right, it could be worse, i could have to watch tennis

right off for another round

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to the tennis. I think it fits in just between a 3,000 worder and a 4,000 worder!

Fillyjonk.... honey... in order to be cruel to be kind

SUCK IT UP! BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do that essay young lady! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

WHY AM I HERE?

aaargh

I don't MIND the hard stuff, its this writing about feelings shite that gets me

Ok honey... a wee tip

Pretend that the essay you are writing is a letter to your mother/best friend/me!

Just write and write and write as though you were telling me something that I need to completely understand. Then go back and tidy it up and make it more formal.

Report back when you're done blossom

lol

but my essay starts along these lines

scroll down to eigenvextor equation if you can be bothered

do you REALLY want a letter about that? REALLY?

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Cos you won't actually be sending it to me (will you????????????????) but it will help you order your thoughts and write the essay.

So start you essay (and remember to edit at the end)

Dearest Darling Mars..................

Then write what you need to explain. Pretend I'm completely thick... which clearly I'm not!!!!!!!!!!!!!.... and write!

sign it

Fillyjonk the pathetic... (something like that )

It all looks [yawn... feigned interest] fascinating!!!!!!!

I could write my feelings down on seeing that... Fear! Pain!

Good luck anyway!

lol at tennis being worse than OU essay

I guess it's like marmite

for me, it signals June, which signals all work done, handed in, finished, over,

except for the OU of course, that goes on all summer

whoah.. wow..... whaoah... i can write abotu feelings and stuff foreva and eva... but shag me sideways with a cucumber thats maths malarkey is a different story........