roughly HOW many threads baout girls names for vags haev we had

[Dogsby]

cos i is sick of em

what strange water retention thing?

a double pronged attack from Franny and Twiglett there

TELL US BOCO

boring even if you have girls tbh - just look in te history ffs

COD - when you off

I leave at 4am

aaaah, I do know what you mean, in jeans, yes, kind of tummy cleavage

quim is an adult version surely?

(only because I once saw an 'advert' in Viz for a 'Quim trim')

Can we just have a big round of applause for Twig for using the catchphrase 'What you on about Willis?' Must use it more myself and confuse all the young MNers, who will no doubt be searching for a poster called Willis.

I'd like more threads asking what we think of people's choice of name for their children. My opinion clearly counts more than their own.

quim was, erm, a joke

I don't seriously recommend people call their dd's genitals a quim

boco

you are obviously of flat tum young lady

water retention, snort. Front bum tum happens when you have crepe tum that sort of folds in around the middle (basically where the line down your pregnant tum went - sort in the middle of your abs) - probably looks worse when squashed in tight jeans.

We should have another "why not use the archives" thread....

And a thread with a list of stock answers again would be fabulous.

I think stern pants are required to prevent bum tum

yes, although then you run the risk of bum tum escaping out the top of your pants

oh good lord

ye but the archives are too long!!
and difficult to find..
frustrating.
easier just to ask again

cross between a gut and a c&nt

snigger - sorry, that was pretty self explanatory