Does anyone want to write my essay for me? It only needs to be 2,000 words!

[MarsLady]

Just a wee quote from Oscar Wilde 'Books are well written or badly written. That is all!' and a bit of debate about instrumentalism and astheticism. If you could relate OW's quote to a Katherine Mansfield story (preferably Miss Brill) and a couple of key passages from Lewis Grassic Gibbon's Sunset Song... that would be perfect. Don't worry I'll sort the bibliography if that saves you a bit of time.

I'm just popping into the bath, so if you could just post your essays here so that I can cut and paste the best bits..........

Thanks!

It's now getting to the stage of being ridiculous (my lack of work on essay). So..... it's time for me to go to the local cafe and study! Then I wouldn't be tempted by daft things and MN (or the phone).

Plus... I'm starving and don't like anything in the fridge today.

See you on the other side!

Good plan marsy.

How does it work?

Do you write your essays by hand or take a laptop with you?

Desperately seeking better study strategies here!

I write by hand, then when I go to type it up I think.... "oh that doesn't work. What I wanted to say was....."

Also, I get a bacon sarnie and a cup of tea!

I did really well today, but I don't think I have enough time to complete this. I've a lady who's about to call me and a tutorial to go to tonight. Sigh.........

If only the cafe was open 24hours! I'll get back tonight and the first thing I'll do.... because I'll want to type up my essay (not that I've even written it yet) is check out what's going on on MN. Sigh..........

Well yours sound a little more fun (if you can even call it that!) than mine!

Anyone want to venture an intelligent opinion on whether the directors' duties in the Companies Act 2006 will be good for British businesses!?

1500 words please.

I was trying to think up 1500 ways to say no! Guessing that's not quite what you had in mind?

I write all my notes by hand, but when it comes to TMAs it all happens on the computer (not particularly good practice for exams ).

Can you get an extension for yours mars?

LittleSarah: is yours as dull as it sounds or is there a hidden dimension of interestingness I just can't see?

Oh dear how much cr*p can a Guide unit and a Brownie pack get into one cupboard? Got back a few mins ago, feeding ds now, bathtime at 6 then feed and bed then feed me thn get to Guides for the last meeting of term. essay? what essay? Think I need to adopt the hand writing policy too to avoid MN and facebook!

I can... but I got one for the first one and I don't want to push my luck. If necessary I'll ask for one. I'll see what her mood is like today! Gulp!!!!!!!

Oh no, no interesting dimension, dull, dull, dull. And I actually don't mind business law, but this essay is driving me quietly insane.

Got an extension cos my client phoned mid tutorial! And my tutor is away for a week from Wednesday so she said I could take my time but not to get too far behind cos the essays get longer.

OK, guys, this one will be like falling off a log. I'm prepared to throw in a free trip to Hughendon Manor for the whole family, plus babysit dc while you get on with your work.

A mere 1000 words on "Forming your own impressions as you move round the house, in what way does the house - its architectural style, internal layout, furnishings and memorabilia - reflect the public and private lives of Benjamin and Mary Anne Disraeli?"

I will also throw in lunch/supper for your dc.

No fruit shoots or sausage rolls will be served.

Has to be in by end of next week. Any takers?

how about 2000 words on the roles of power and interdependance in trade liberlisation in internaitonal relations

if you could summerise the realist and liberal schools of thoguht on trade theory, reference mexico joining NAFTA and show an in depth understanding of India's poltical influcencs in its move towards trade liberlisation that would be great.

How are the essays?

Ds decided sleep is even more not for him than it used to be and that days are for crying in. I'm off to clean the bathroom, words typed into an essay right now don't make much sense.

OK, I have not only written all of your essays, but when you wake up tomorrow morning, the necessary knowledge gained from doing them will be magically embedded in your brain.

IF ONLY

How is it possible to spend three hours on a single paragraph?

Oh well, keep on trudgin' everyone

Oh I'm on a roll!

Not only have I written my name, my personal identifer and TMA02, I've even written out the question.

Only 2000 words to go!

Woohoo GO MARSY! GO MARSY!

Ive gotta start my TMA04 tonight. 2000 words about globalization. NOT looking forward to it especially as i struggled to understand most of the textbook!!

MarsLady .... RESPECT!!!!

Yeah... I'd put a hold on the premature celebrations lol.......... haven't managed to do anything else. Though I did print it out to make me feel good! lol

Now it's on the fridge tormenting me!

Mine for the year are submitted today- 'withr eference to The Questions of King Menander, critically assess the doctrine of Dukka in Buddhism'

So just a 5000 word on work experience which is also to be done,(like I never worked before) and exams. Exams essays are:

.the differences between the shvetambara and dgmabara sects in Jainism
. Ahimsa is a selfish doctrine- discuss

(both requires)

one of .

the iamge of Vuishnu and its meaning to his followers;

ditto above but shiva

the role of ecology ih Niduism

one of

class in Sikhis
Gender in Sikhism
The nature of the divine in Sikhism

One of
The Pure Land sect of Buddhism
The scriptures of the Chan Buddhists
and something esle but I'm doing scripture

So have you finished peachyclair?

Look, it was he deadline LOL_ I'd have been nooted out if I hadn't

No more lectures now until Sept 21st, but the work exp, exam and a 2 day dissertation conference.

Sort of demob day tho

Well as you're free....................... lol!