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Original poster

oh my god, can't believe what dd has just done

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gingernutlover · 03/10/2006 10:05

feel really bad for wanting to laugh about it but ....

just came back from shower and dd aged 13m has rifled through my underwear, has a pair of knickers on head and is chewing on vibrator

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fransmom · 04/10/2006 20:18

i don't think i should laugh too loudly otherwise it may haunt me when dd is older

flannelettepyjamas · 05/10/2006 13:10

My DD (14 months then) handed a bunch of condoms to the plumber when he came to inspect our bathroom.
Without missing a beat he cooly turned around and handed them on to me.

el123456 · 21/10/2006 16:55

dont you just love kids!my daughter told my friend i had a plastic willy in my bedroom,i didnt know she had seen it!seriously died!!

hatwoman · 21/10/2006 17:03

pmsl at these. sprayed tea at giving condoms to the plumber! fantastic.

anniebear · 21/10/2006 19:49

These are so funny to read lol lol

so am I the only one without a vibrator then?!!! lol lol

Blondilocks · 21/10/2006 19:52

LOLOLOL this is sooo funny!

I don't have one yet. Wouldn't know where to hide it!

anniebear · 21/10/2006 20:18

Yet??!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/10/2006 20:23

!!!!

These are really funny!

lulumama · 21/10/2006 20:27

spray.....spray....???

i've just drenched my entire kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'must be teething!!' ROFL ROFL ROFL

FreakyFloss · 21/10/2006 20:27

DP is on some kind of mission to get me to get one - think I'll leave it though after this thread!

FreakyFloss · 21/10/2006 20:28

I'm actually really prudish about all this sort of thing....

VeniVidiVickiQV · 21/10/2006 20:29

If he wants you to please yourself floss, tell him thats great - you will - you dont want one pmsl!

DS has managed to find mine and was just about to put it in his mouth when I saw and grabbed it off of him. He's got such georgeous little teeth, it would have been a shame...

FreakyFloss · 21/10/2006 21:05

pmsl! No I don't think it is for my purposes VVV!

elka78 · 22/10/2006 00:23

Lol again and again. This was some good bedtime reading. So far have been able to keep playthings away from LO's hands, just as well that drawer is very tight, but am now seriously thinking of finding new hiding place!!

DevilsDaughter · 22/10/2006 19:43

lol lol lol thanks for making me laugh sides hurting not laughed so much in ages

sandyy · 22/10/2006 20:15

babe1 · 25/10/2006 21:43

I've never had one either. This may not be entirely relevant, but funny anyway. My Mum was on those HRT patches, and couldn't find the one she had been using. She didn't have any more supplies at the time, so had to go without for a day or so. She eventually found it stuck to the dog's arse!! I think she had a day or so of flushes and mood swings and one constipated dog!

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