pointed to the picture of the Buddha on our bedroom wall as I carried him past and he said: "Siddharta. Siddharta".
This was the Buddha's first name. HOW CAN A NOT-EVEN-TWO YEAR OLD HAVE KNOWN THIS?! Did you even know this? I was agog.
Then later, as we left the house, my toddler said it again.
Turns out he was saying "see you later".
So come on, tell me your 'almost woo' stories, where a perfectly mundane explanation ruined the mystery.