I dealt with this appallingly

[colditz]

My four year old son had a bath earlier, and as I was helping him into his pyjamas, I noticed something shiny .... in his bellybutton.

I pulled it out, and it was a tiny bolt from a Meccano set.

I said, quite sternly

"Do not put bolts into your belly buttonnnnnnnbwaahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"

Now he will think putting things into his bellybutton is the funniest thing in the world.

Can he actually damage himself?

My DS came up with a 'scientific' way of washing his willy tonight - I was bathing DD when he said 'mummy look at this!' - he had put his little willy in an bubble bath bottle full of water and I could see it waggling around in there. I knew it was wrong but, God I laughed. Wish his father had been around, he would have been so proud...