MN - signs of addiction!

[lowrib]

Oh dear, this mumsnet thing is a wee bit addictive isn't it?!

My recent symptoms include:

Dreaming about MN (I dreamt I changed my name to "Mother of all Hangovers", then "Two feet high and rising". Quite impressed I remembered them actually. The hangover is wishful thinking - sadly I've can't have had more than two in the last two years!)

Putting ** around words when I want them bold at work.

When the internet isn't working and I can't get into MN, one of the worst bits is I can't complain about it on MN!

Thinking the words DP, MIL etc

Is there any hope for me?

Is there a cure?

How are the rest of you faring out there?

the bat

A hairy trucker is what we all are, really. We claim to be mothers, but really we are all hairy truckers

My real name is Dave.

I'm a plumber called Sid. Hairy too.

lol. errrrm thanks

MMM - Hairy Trucker that I always click on when an MNer links by stealth.

You will get had one day

Now that shows addiction. That I Have the Hairy Tucker to hand.

Oh dear!

Dear god I think that's my DAD!!!

I am exhausted and need to go to bed BUT NO I AM ON MN !!!!!

I talk about MN too much in rl.

My mother thinks I need to do something eles with my brain

The Hairy truckers the bat !!!

Perhaps we need a 12 step programme

Its not just me then?? I've hsd several mn dreams where I'm on threads that don't exist!

I have to get off here early tonight to get some sleep and the house is a wreck!

Sooo glad I'm not the only one tho

Nemain!!! ~I'm shocked how did you get a photo of santa in the alltogether????

Kickarse!!

Ahhh, that would be telling hahahaha!!!

My mum suggested BFing while MNing was a sign of addiction, but I said nah - everyone does that (some of you do, don't you?!)

Must go to bed!!!!!

lol lowrib I sometimes BF my DS while MNing too!!! have to be careful that he doesn't kick the laptop though

Dumplings sing-a-long......ffs how did I miss that WTF!!

I am not addicted to mumsnet! I do not take my phone to bed and fall asleep holding it mid thread!

I do not refuse ds and dd access to games on said phone because I am in the middle of Reading a very important thread!

I do not wake up in the middle of the night desperately hope someone is posting something interesting!

I am not lying in bed this morning posting when I should be sleeping because it's dh turn for breakfast this morning!

oh dear oh dear oh dear

I used to come on here a lot a good few years ago, and knew I had become addicted when I refered to my wife as Mrs BGD in a School Governors meeting! Now I have controlled my addiction and just occassionally visit