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natasha Kaplinsky

87 replies

fishfinger · 14/07/2005 09:53

what is it about her htta is so incredible annoying?

her sumgness
her fake blodne pineapple head?

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compo · 14/07/2005 10:54

ah yes Bill Turnbull is luvverly

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 10:57

she's a bit irratating yes... but i still would.

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 10:59

It's the helmet hair. And her skin doesn't look THAT good. Hell, I was shocked to find out she's a year younger than I am. I thought she was well into her 40s w/that tragic hair and dated make-up. She looks frumpy, too, for not having had any children.

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 10:59

the best woman on TV right now is naomi from milkshake on ch5 in the morning. the lady is sex on legs (and seems really nice as well). i think ds thinks the same because he gets the same look in his eyes when she comes on....he's 2.

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 11:00

She has NOTHING on the Scots bloke w/dreadlocks on Tikkabilla. Damn, is he fine!

WideWebWitch · 14/07/2005 11:01

Who is she?

emmatmg · 14/07/2005 11:01

natasha kaplinxsky is a DOG!

BTW has anyone seen that "Baby house" programme with Fiona Phillips? I know we all moan about our DH/DP but she takes the total piss and constantly belittles the men on the programme, I don't know how they manage to remain calm. She's awful too.

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:04

i actually think she's pretty good looking but she needs to go easy on the slap and reduce the volume of the pineapple hair.

.....and i still would.

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:05

expat - you mean sideshow bob!! you can't be serious!

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 11:05

DaddyCool is in the early stages of senile dementia .

Lizzylou · 14/07/2005 11:05

EIS, he has a lovely voice and face but far too thin for me!

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 11:06

Mmmm, I like 'em tall and skinny. He is much yummier than Pineapple Head.

northerner · 14/07/2005 11:07

Natasha is so not good looking.

WHY DO MEN THINK SHE IS?!!!!

Is it because you think she'd be a little bit dirty?

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:08

northener - yes. you hit the nail on the head. i like older, dirty women who look like they'd be good in the sack.

expat - i'm 29!!

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:09

saying that, naomi doesn't look dirty at all and she's my fav.

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 11:10

It can strike at any age, DaddyCool. Although, check w/the GP. At your age, it could be beer goggles. But Natasha is deffo coyote ugly.

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:11

well, to give you a better perspective.... i'd shag pretty much anything (if i was single and unattached of course)

expatinscotland · 14/07/2005 11:11

Even coyotes? Daddy, you dirty beast !

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:12

hell, why not!

Enid · 14/07/2005 11:19

she looks very very poorly with no make up and has no shoulders also very large turned down mouth

she is like a stick with teeth and hair

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:20

i ain't fussy

Toothache · 14/07/2005 11:21

Oooooooo aren't we all in a bitchin mood!?!

Enid - That is shoulder-ist!

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:21

'shoulder-ist' pmsl.

pineapplehair-ist

heavyslap-ist

HappyDaddy · 14/07/2005 11:23

I wouldn't say no.

DaddyCool · 14/07/2005 11:23

surprise surprise

would you ever say no?