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I'm just speaking to this bloke on Udate ....

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:12

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:16

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fairyfly · 14/07/2005 00:16

is that fishy finger?

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:18

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fairyfly · 14/07/2005 00:21

ooooooooo, tell him you would like to puke up on his nob and rub it in the dirty bitch that he is

giraffeski · 14/07/2005 00:23

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:26

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fairyfly · 14/07/2005 00:30

tell him it turns you on when a penis gets repeatedly hit with a toilet lid

nailpolish · 14/07/2005 00:32

rofl ff

you should write a book

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:32

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giraffeski · 14/07/2005 00:33

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nailpolish · 14/07/2005 00:35

tell him you want to do it with his father on a glass coffee table while he watches underneath

tell him you want to wank him off with your enormous titties

whats he saying now?

jayzmummy · 14/07/2005 00:35

send him this

nailpolish · 14/07/2005 00:35

dammit

wheresmyfroggy · 14/07/2005 00:36

Got me too

giraffeski · 14/07/2005 00:36

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rickman · 14/07/2005 00:38

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jayzmummy · 14/07/2005 00:41

Whay hey!!!! Im not a virginal bat poster anymore.

wheresmyfroggy · 14/07/2005 00:42

Revenge will be sweet Jayzmummy

fairyfly · 14/07/2005 00:42

was it something you said?

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