expressions

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' behind like a school girl, face like a museum ' ( from Italy )

'Little children , little problems...' ( Italy )
'When they're little you could eat them up. When they're bigger, you wish you had' (Spain)
Has anybody got anymore ?

I started this thread because I had an idea to make some cards with witty pictures on them illustrating sayings that were universal. I'll probably never do it, but some of them are so open to a pictorial representation, n'est-ce-pas?

These are excellent ... specially the granny with tits in mangle one .... had me ROFL!
I like : "Well that went down like a shit sandwich" and "Well, that went down like a fart in a space suit"