It's good that I have no self-esteem!

[DillieTantie]

I went as a parent helper to the school's pantomime outing today. One of the comedian chappies said "Oh, look, Mrs Twigg is here again, she has been coming for years and she's 93".
A delightful child in the row in front of me turned around and asked - "Is that you?" I replied that No, it wasn't me. To reinforce the idea that I need new face cream, she turned around again and asked - "Are you sure?"
The tears ran down my legs.
I shared this with DH and teen DD (glutton for punishment, me), who haven't stopped laughing yet.

bless, very funny.

one of my friends told me yesturday that he eldest son, who is 10, was in the cloakroom at the start of school and his teacher walked past and said 'morning' she was just outside the cloakroom and she overheard him say to a friend 'Mrs Lewis looks nice today and she even looks like she's brushed her hair'

Mrs Lewis thought it was very funny indeed.