new name - open competition!

[wiltshirelass]

After some extremely rude emails about the quality of my mumsnet name (thank you codswallop) and multiple references to mobcaps and milking stools, I have decided to throw open a competition to see who can come up with something better. I was thinking of "tankini". a cookie for the mumsnetter who comes up with a name that best encapsulates my witty, sophisticated, juicy couture-clad self!

bumbo jumbo?

Call yourself "Paradiselass" instead, cos that's what your lifestyle sounds like! Also close to Wiltshirelass so people may know it's still you if you see what I mean. I not computer friendly. What's a cookie?

a cookie is a small yet delicious biscuit that you can eat either by itself, or dunked into a beverage of your choice...

but you are right, saskia - i'm very very lucky. feeling full of the joys of spring and appreciative of my very nice life at the moment, sigh...

If Paradise is apt, I'm guessing you're not from Warminster

cidermonster?

nope, not from warminster. north west of marlborough.

cidermonster, hmmmm. perhaps scrumpy? truly scrumptious? bit somerset perhaps....

Ivegotabrandnewcombineharvester ?

very good!
or whenthecommonmarketcametostantondrew

still somerset though...

zider

Silbury

what about "wherethe hell are you?"

I'm back!

And can I say I strongly object to this thread and think it should be deleted. It is cruel and unkind to make fun about people because of their names, and I think the racism that is being shown to the fine county of somerset is quite disgusting.

Oh, sorry, I started this one as well

Rumpkin Bumpkin

shes back - same time as soupy and Wl Hmm

I can promise you it's not me. I really have better things to do than type in a stupid accent Like invent umpteen other Clanger aliases for example.