Our Mumsnet, who art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy URL.
Thy Dysons come.
Thy will be done (unless we are slatterns), on earth as it is in Boden.
Give us this day our daily Style and Beauty,
And forgive us our unreasonableness,
As we forgive those who give their children fruitshoots.
And lead us not into Greggs,
But deliver us from MN New.
[For thine is the product tests, and the recipes,
Forever and ever but may be removed after 90 days in Chat]
Amen