I want one badly and I'm sure he would go down well in the YURT

[Bobbins]

Adorable Alpaca's Bless!

and they make lovely scarves!

It might get a tad distressed in the Yurt seeing all it's mates have been made into bean bags!

might be even more distressed to see me getting stuck into some alpaca steak - so low on cholesterol and so tasty!

Yum, sounds great! Where can I get some?? And is there a special way to prepare and cook it?

Stop it...fingers in ears.

I'm buying 'Mr Beautiful' and using him to sire my own herd in the Peruvian mountains.

best prepared up an Andean mountain, with pan-pipes blarring in background, with a pisco sour chaser - actually scrap the pan pipes, and just bring me my steak and cocktail!

You nasty people. I bet if you were showing those pictures to your children you wouldn't say such vile things. I'm flouncing off home now

that sounds a bit bestial Bobbins -- care to re-phrase?!

Don't be silly, I'll be buying him a girlfriend too.

my step-kids are vegetarians - an even better reason to tell them about Alpaca Steak!!

I'm nice really! Honestly!

I think I'm going to get this one too. Just look at his face close up.

i hope you do the poor thing a favour and re-name him!!
Raphael!? Poor sod. Is it not bad enough that he's destined to land on my plate in some peppercorn sauce, grilled medium to weel done, without having a name that other's will ridicule him for?

I'll call him spot.

now, if you can get yourself a pet vicuna then you're in business and the money will come rolling in.

hope you're ready for all the spitting and teeth grinding! where's this Yurt - is it high enough for the wooley creatures to feel at home?

Nah, I like the unkempt hair look. Reminds me of my own scruffy mane.