I fed my 2 day old DD a banana.

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And she liked it.

well i am shocked and appalled and I'm going to report you to the mumsnet police

but was it an organic banana?

The Mumsnet Police will be here soon enough, KristinaM, sit back and watch the floor show

oh i do like a good fight

did you peel it first?

It was a banana from Kwik-Save.

I can't even understand your posting name

did you protect it frst with a banana guard?

Sssssh.... did you not know we're not allowed to call them the MN police anymore??? It's offensive apparently.

runs and hides behind tame food thread

pmsl Mum2Girls!!

TWO days old?!

FFS! Poor starving mite - what did she eat in the first day of life?!

Mine was on condensed milk at an hour old.

He loved it. I salt it now he's over one.

PMSL

neee naah neee nah whooo whoo

now n
tjhen ,wat do we have ere. bannana at 2days old, naughty girl. you know thw rules, its chcoclate staright after birth, dont start the babanas til lday 3. you
you're let off with a caution this time mind.

I hope you didnt use a plastic baby spoon coz you cant use them before 3 months

KM, I'm not neglectful!

I tipped it in straight from the can.

Did you mash it first?... oh and brush the gums afterwards in case there are teeth coming through already!

Hm have you outed yourself? I thought you were good at the name change thing????

Not at all - I'm not the person who started this thread!

I don't talk to myself!!

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Sorry would love to stay and help sort out this poor unfortunate mother and show her the error of her ways, but I have to go and collect my children fron school ( the nanny & and the chauffeur get Tuesdays off)

Meggymoo, is your mum Mary Poppins?

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