Is this fair...dp says i can't have Ronaldo for my birthday

[lemonice]

and must have my original sugggestion of half a golf club.

He's got more than two weeks to save up

got to go to my appointment in bed with a beer and the TV

what a meanie!!!

half a golf club ?!

Jointly with myself!! Unfortunately not a GOLF CLUB but a club. What do other people get? This is the first year I've actually thought of something in advance ..and everybody else has their birthday first in May..and Ronaldo is sweet, I could bake him cakes and wash his socks and he could landscape the garden or be my personal trainer

but hissocks would be rank and hes prob no goodat gardening

SOB

it's not fair