Just had to share - "pooh-splat" warning warning for those of a delicate disposition

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Pooh-splat: that extra-large skidder you get when you've been holding onto a pooh for three days or more

You, or your child?

We have experienced the aftermath of this the 'deadly ooze' that appears up the back of bodysuits, creeps over the car seat cover and if untamed will cover ears and the back of the neck urgh

My child, for some reason dd doesn't like doing poohs and hangs onto them for days until they force themselves out. Though I do suffer from colitis so I do experience the pooh-splats myself from time to time...