Where is Psycho? Has her leg fallen off? Or did someone actually kill her off [shock]?!

[MerlinsBeard]

.........

I cut the leg off to stop the whinging.

She then died of sepsis.

It was a sorrowful hour.

Do we need a day of mourning?

a minute's silence should do it I think.

(DS2 is going in for teeth to come out today, so she prob won't be on until much later... and she went to Brighton for the weekend)

Aah she spent her last hours in true empathy with HMM. What a way to go.

Right, what's happening with Wimbledon today.

ARGH

Eek!

GhostOfPsychmum5, can you hear me?
Do you want your leg back? I am sure it hasn't been incinerated or anything.....

Oh no, you always have to burn body parts or else they come back and bloody haunt you (forgot to burn the rest of the body... but burnt the leg)

Sorry Ghost, shit happens [shrug]

If there is a leg going spare can I have it for my mum please.

i for one will miss her

I guess you could have the working one off the dead body that we didn't burn Kimi?

ohhhhwww thank you I shall call mummy and tell her we have a new leg for her.

Ooh we also have a man's prosthetic leg in the house if that is any good? Less of a good fit, but smells much better

If you are handing out body parts can I have an arm, I cut mine earlier and it's a bit owie, thanks

Ohhh mum is waiting for a prosthetic leg, but it is on hold as the leg she has left is infected would you have two legs going in case we need two?

Go into the light psycho, go into the light.

And, er, if you're haunting anybody it was Flame wot killed you, we weren't there, honest guv. Go and chuck her pans about.

Oh JB don't feel bad we make fun of it all the time, you will see this in my posts.

Mum lost her leg in January following complications with diabetes, DH1s facebook status said he had found a buyer for her slippers on ebay for 3 days we make really sick jokes about it all the time, it is how we cope.

I was going with if Kimi was making jokes then it was ok

Only the one here I'm afraid (DH makes them, it was his one he made when he was training).

Arms... we have a mannequin arm around somewhere.

DH1 walked in to see mum the day before the op and said "sorry I am late I have been to the pet shop to get you a parrot, I have been making you a CD with walk this way ,these boots were made for walking, running up that hill, walk of life and some run DMC, can I have your leg as an umbrella stand, your buggered for the can can but still good for most of the hokey cokey.... it was and still is endless, we are so not PC about it

{grin], I did say I only felt slightly bad....

DH's dad has had 3 hip replacements (first one wore out DH doesn't even want to think about that) and he had childhood polio, so we call him Weeble.

((you lot are mad!!!))