DH1 walked in to see mum the day before the op and said "sorry I am late I have been to the pet shop to get you a parrot, I have been making you a CD with walk this way ,these boots were made for walking, running up that hill, walk of life and some run DMC, can I have your leg as an umbrella stand, your buggered for the can can but still good for most of the hokey cokey.... it was and still is endless, we are so not PC about it