Where are all the Wankers? And Wanker Lurkers and Hangers On?

[MoanyParsons]

Huh?

are you trying to locate your friends after pub closing time?

Yes. It's a cleak.

Here I am

MP, who are you really, you name changing freak person ?

I'm a Wanker Hanger-oner

(unless I'm very much mistaken...sits tight awaiting comfirmation>

OBM, thready and IB are all restricting their MN usage with varying degrees of success. Ruty has namechanged but is around, as is Wilf. Lenin is about. Haven't seen BIWI for a while. Swedes and I hang out in Politics these days.

(By the time I've posted this it will have become apparent that you're talking about other wankers, but here goes...)

you stick to your cleak hun and i will seek out posters who can spell

SM is a keen Wanker, of course. She maintains the membership list.

BIWI was on the MN nickname thread earlier.
(I'm a wanker lurker, not a paid-up wanker, btw, but I've name-changed too)

of course policywonk is really policywank

No you have the right wankers. Am one. But have namechanged

Are you and Swedes duffing each other up then?

We are duffing each other up and then kissing. Sometimes we get out of synch and a little blood is shed. It's the Italian way. Which is a shame cos I'm from Surrey.

SM it was a JOKE, you little cupcake, you. I was playing on your well-known loathing for MN friendship groups.

And me (winding SM up with cleakishness, I mean)

Any clues, Moany? Are you, um, interested in bad science?

oh policywank you little cupcake i doth joke too.a wee spelling pun

LOL you all have a wankfest and congratulate yourselves on this joke

not a dry seat in the house

I'm not saying it was a great joke, but it was, honestly, a joke. I can't say any fairer than that.

No not Bad Science. Um, more dead ape-fox hybrids.

You've namechanged again?

Yes. Awkward moment on another thread.

Jeez, you're all so concerned with anonymity Y'all should just happily merge your online and RL personas in one big public mash-up, like wot I did (after asking MN to delete about 1000 ill-advised posts)

I wish to become a wanker, having heard of wankers only the other day on another thread.

Where do I find you all?

Bump