what is so funny about the "footmuff"? I don't get it...

[Frenchy72]

When we go on a stroll with the pushchair I tell my partner: where is the footmuff? and then he goes laughing every single time. what is wrong with this ? being French, I don't get the joke. Should I say "leg cover" instead?

Muff is slang for pubic hair

Um. Muff is a slang word for, hmm ... plotte?

arf arf arf

muff could mean 'pussy''privates''ladies bitties' 'vagina' etc etc

you are clearling winding us oop madame?

Oh hell - now I won't be able to use the foot muff without cracking up!

OOOOOO ooops. I sensed it was something bad like that ! thanks. God I have got such an imature partner!

Muff.....titter

Muff/muffing is my dh's euphemism for oral sex.

When we're in the cake aisle in Tesco's he shouts over to me so everyone can hear, "would you like a muffin dear?"

yep in our house even cosytoes (alternative term for footmuff) became a daring euphemism for a ladygarden in our house

QE you have to stop this week you have been on top making me wet my knickers laughing loudly form!!!!

hehehehehe! Footmuff!!!!

Ladygarden!!! Fantastic, hadn't heard that one before.
Muff-diving = oral sex.

Ladygarden!!! Fantastic, hadn't heard that one before.
Muff-diving = oral sex.