do you carry money in YOur pants?

[BrendaAndEddie]

as it seems people do.

er, no!

I have special pockets in all my (hand-made, silk) knickers.

It's a sensible precaution, I feel. You never know when you'll be caught out - and some outfits don't have pockets or suit bags.

LOL
do they match your outfits?

Of course

lol.
I once put some in my trainer.
DOEs that count?

Hardly.

I used to keep a tenner in my cleavage when I went out clubbing for my taxi home - does that count? Mind you, I was an E cup, so there was probably room for my whole purse. My front door key would go in there too.

LOL, at purse

do kittens have no need for trainers then?
I have a mobile deliberately so it can go in jeans pocket.

No.

We wear kitten heels. Natch.

ROAR

bloody hell kitten purse gets you THIS

bloody hell its hookers!

My google took me straight to it gov.

Like MrsTittleMouse, I carry it in my cleavage.

Once I organised the work Christmas do and had collected all the cash beforehand. Had the meal, drank a lot of wine, sat on the lap of a fireman at the next table, and finished by whipping a huge wad of cash out of my bra.

I am a classy bird.

snort!