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You DO KNOW that PIG FLU is really caused by

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PigWithaCold · 27/04/2009 20:07

Loo brushes?

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PigWithaCold · 27/04/2009 20:07

Bunting

and cupcakes

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PheasantPluckersSon · 27/04/2009 20:08

Snot.

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 27/04/2009 20:08

belly button fluff.

Macdog · 27/04/2009 20:09

Froot shoots

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PigWithaCold · 27/04/2009 20:09

and suppositaries

and not co sleeping

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benfmsmum · 27/04/2009 20:10

Fluffy - now I am really scared!!! I wasn't bothered much before but I HATE that stuff!!!

PheasantPluckersSon · 27/04/2009 20:10

Flange.

Tortington · 27/04/2009 20:10
Hmm
random · 27/04/2009 20:10

mooncups

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PigWithaCold · 27/04/2009 20:11

Flange?

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McDreamy · 27/04/2009 20:11

sausage rolls?

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 27/04/2009 20:12

What's the manky stuff you get under your toe nails called?

PheasantPluckersSon · 27/04/2009 20:12

(It's a favourite word of mine. Along with 'jism'.)

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PigWithaCold · 27/04/2009 20:13

Oh yes, dead skin.
ds would suggest that sausage like stuff he got in his tummy button

erggh

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PheasantPluckersSon · 27/04/2009 20:14

Dandruff.

FluffyBunnyGoneBad · 27/04/2009 20:15

lol! It must have a name. Toe snot?

StarlightMcKenzie · 27/04/2009 20:15

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themildmanneredjanitor · 27/04/2009 20:16

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PheasantPluckersSon · 27/04/2009 20:16

It's called CHEESE, as in CHEESY feet!

Wallace · 27/04/2009 20:17

baby rice

sarah293 · 27/04/2009 20:20

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PlumpRumpSoggyBaps · 27/04/2009 20:36

Greggs sausage rolls, I assume......

And it's toe JAM. That's official.

happywomble · 27/04/2009 20:57

people using 4 x 4s when they don't live on a farm

nannyogg · 27/04/2009 20:59

Gordon Ramsey

MadamAnt · 27/04/2009 21:01

Gina Ford