I've got to take dd to a party in five minutes, she's not ready, the present isn't wrapped and I can't be arsed

[Enid]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

and now I cant find the blinkin sellotape

found it.

Biro on presents due to lack of gift tag - acceptable or unacceptable?

Stick the birthday card onto the present so it also acts as a tag

nice one!