So I finally solved the mystery of the weird squeaky kitchen noise, can you guess what it was??

[MadreInglese]

I spent about twenty minutes this morning wandering round the kitchen trying to figure out where this odd rhythmic deep grumbly squeaky noise was coming from.

After making sure it wasn't a broken washing machine or boiler I was getting a bit concerned that maybe we had little creatures behind the cupboards, either that or I was losing my marbles.

I finally figured out what it was and PMSL!

Can you guess?

Thomas the Tank engine, switched on but going nowhere against the back of your cupboard? Or that was the noise in my house yesterday anyway!

Please tell us!! The suspense is killing!

DD is 11 so we are past the noisy toys stage

You're very close Reality

3 teeny mices snoring behind your cupboards?

It was the cat.

Snoring.

He's still at it now, like a blooming motorbike!

Many years ago, my dad stayed with me and DH (or DP as he was then) and slept in the living room of our tiny flat. After we'd all gone to bed, DP gets up and wanders around looking out the window.
Me: What on earth are you doing?
DP: Some w*nker's running a motorbike out there. FFS, it's after midnight.
Me: Eh no, that's my dad snoring.....

I was going to guess the cat!! Not that you'd believe me now!! I know what thats like I've got a cat here that snores v loudly!!

LOL

I really thought the washing machine was broken!