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I'm going to be thin tomorrow - hoorah!

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marthamoo · 22/03/2005 17:55

I went to the library this afternoon and saw Paul McKenna's book "I Can Make You Thin" in the new books section - all I have to do is read it, listen to the accompanying CD and henceforth I will be able to eat whatever I want, when I want, get to the weight I want, and stay at the weight I want for ever.

Hoorah! I am so happy. Have read 22 pages and feel thinner already so just wait 'til I listen to the CD too

Lalalalaaaa...I'm gonna eat chocolate, drink wine, and be skinny...wahey! No more WeightWatchers for me. I even ate the rest of ds2's pizza (home made, from scratch, with yeast and flour and kneading I'll have you know) and I will still be thin. I'm so happy!

And I want one of those multi-layered Cadbury's Easter eggs within an egg with chocolates and then another egg - I've seen them on the TV and I can have one now. Whoopee!

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SoupDragon · 22/03/2005 17:56

I can't help thinking you're going to be disappointed...

SPARKLER1 · 22/03/2005 17:56

PMSL . Sigh if only...

beansprout · 22/03/2005 18:00

Does it come with one of those fairground mirrors?

marthamoo · 22/03/2005 18:00

Am I detecting a smidgen of scepticism here? Oh ye of little faith...

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Twiglett · 22/03/2005 18:09

I believe you marthamoo... I believe

I beeeeelieeeeeeeeve I do I do I do

I do believe I do I do
I do believe I do I do I do

marthamoo · 22/03/2005 18:13

Look into my eyes....you are feeling veeeeery sleeeeepy.....

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