Poor hedgehog -what embarrassing reasons have you had for crashing the car?

[costagirl]

Driving slowly down a quiet road, I was signalling to turn left but got distracted by a dead hedgehog in the road. As I was saying to myself, "oh, poor hedgy", I drove into a stationary car waiting to pull out of the junction. With four firemen in it. Who looked at me in disbelief, as they saw me slowly driving into them.

I had no option but to burst into tears, so they took me home and made me a cup of tea. One of them had whiplash.

Was 17, perving on a bunch of guys with n o shirts on, drove in to a fence, knocked the whole thing down. In front of them.
I thought they were going to be ill they were laughing so much.

I almost hit a lorry head on whilst changing a CD along a busy road, i looked up to see a lorry comming towards me (i was on the wrong side of the road), i hit the curb and managed to swerve out the way of the lorry. I was 18 at the time.

Yikes, marne, reminds me of the episode of Cold Feet when Pointy Nose died.

i reversed into a parked car when my earring got caught on my collar

took ages for the insurance to sort it out, probs did'nt believe such a daft excuse

Heading off to work one morning I was waving goodbye to my precious first born who was standing at the front door with my mum and reversed quite forcefully into neighbours parked car!!! She had only just gotten it back from the garage following an earlier shunt (not by me I hasten to add!)