In praise of POST BIRTH FANNY'S !

[Monkeytrousers]

Remember that moment when you took a mirror and had a look...and werno longer recognised yourself?

This inspired by the foof thread and the many apparent post-birth women in aghast at the may obvious plaster cast birth ravaged fanny's on display in a gallery.

I think its a great celebration of diversity and what life (or birth) does to a woman's bits. Not that loving patners mind anyway.

So here is a thread in praise of the badly torn fanny and botched up sewing jobs. They really are testiment to a woman's struggle and we salute them here!

I draw the line at pictures though

well mine used to look like a burger bap.

it now looks like a 3 week old Big Mac

My fanny is great (2 CSs.)

Sadly the rest of me has gone to seed. I have a wonky CS scar and tits I could throw over my shoulder

But I do still have a neat fanoir.

lol at Mamazon

That's the 2nd time you have made me spit my wine out tonight

has to be said. my foof is much neater than many of those and i've had 2 8lb+ babies.
admittedly 10 years ago but am rather proud of my neat and non flappy foofie.

Oh but surely you all want to see this/

(hi fives sheiky)

Mines better after 2 vag births (2nd one was over 10lb), thank the lord above for ventouse deliveries and nice neat stitches.

Clinks glass

I do step on my nipples if I am bra less though

Another honeymoon fresh cs fanjo here.

Mind you, mine still looks decidedly odd but we only use it to store towels and keep the cat warm these days

I got so far as roffling at HRHSaintMamazon then snorted tea out of my nose ar knockers over the shoulder

I have to say - sex is better

I have not gone back for a second look though. Not my job

absolutely. i personally think flappy bits are great. just don't tell DH cos he'll get all insecure.

Hmm it seems there is a fair bit of fanjo worship going on round here

And fuck off all you freashers. Come back when you have battle scars!

29, that is specifically about kegils not flaps

Please get with the programme

Mine's too small for anything bigger than a small badger to get in or out Monkeytrousers!

Oh and what do you think we drape the towels over to dry

I had a convo outside the pub with this weoamn a few eeks ago and she said out of the blue "I lovbe my fanny" and then we had a lomng conversation about them.

We went our separate ways and I havn'r seen her since

a small badger?

kind aka Paul Merton that