Oh my oh my - just seen the repeat.
Basically, Jamie goes mental, armed with a gun he holds the team hostage at half time. Match is cancelled (will this automatically mean they forfeit the game - find out next week). Jamie shoots Abby - by mistake - she loses a lot of blood.
Meanwhile Jackie bonks Patrick again at the marital home - during second half of the match. Afterwards Patrick tells her something along the lines of the expectation of bonking her is always better than the actual bonk. They turn on tv to find news item about seige. Patrick calls Jamie a plonker or similar and prays he doesn't spill the beans. Sends Jackie to Harchester to try to find out what is going on.
Back at Harchester seige continues. Phil tells Jackie to get out - she returns back home, tells Patrick she wishes she'd never met him and to leave.
By now police are desperately trying to locate Tash. Eventually she is found and brought to incident hq in stadium. Makes phone contact with Jamie - by now Abby on verge of copping it - tells him she loves him, everything will be ok, to come out and that she will be there with Hope. Jamie cracks up, confesses everything over phone as horrified team watch on, explains he only carried on because Patrick said he'd never see her or Hope again. Tash tells him to come out unarmed. Being Jamie he forgets this bit. Comes out to find armed police in attendance, screams "you lied to me" raises gun and gets shot dead.
Abby whisked off to hospital - will she/won't she scenario. Oh yes, and the "tough guy" manager has a heart attack as seige ends (he's in dressing room as well) and cops it too.
Oh, and Nikki and Phil get all cutesy.