My lovely dippy colleague just asked me if the Louvre is a river in Paris........

[MadreInglese]

bless

(she also thought Wales was an island and Amsterdam was a country)

LOL.

A former colleague of mine thought Lourdes was a theme park.

When I worked in London I had a colleague who thought her boss could get a taxi from north Wales to Manchester as she didn't think it would be very far.

We also had to go down to Melksham (Wiltshire) one time on the train and she kept talking about the sheep - it turned out she'd never seen sheep in real life before and she was in her 50s .

Had another colleague who had been asked to be Godfather to a friend's daughter and one of our other colleagues asked 'do you know the parents?' - she was known as Einstein!