" The goldfish has gone to fish heaven"

[galaxy]

"No it hasn't mummy. Daddy flushed it down the toilet so it's in the fish tunnel now"

As told to me by dd, 27 months this morning.

My ds's fish died but we "took it to the vet" and it returned fit and healthy and looking just like any other goldfish

Here's me being all tender and caring and it turns out dh asked her to get off the toilet so he could flush it down there