Entertain me for 15 mins am sat on beach waiting for fireworks. Dd and dp are making a sand ogre and someone is playing the guitar badly.

[twinsetandpearls]

And I am very jealous of the candle lit picnic next to me.

where are you then then? make me jealous

Wot, and you have your laptop out?!

Blardy hell.

I'm not entertaining you: I'm sat in front of the telly with a warm glass of wine. Entertain your bleeding self

And now they have gone to get a drink so I am all on my own.

you have a computer on the beach?
aren't you woried about the sand?
go and paddle FFS!

sounds dreadful for you - god i'd hate to be sat on a beach somewhere!

Not that glamourous am in Bournemouth on my phone. Could kill for a glass of wine.

how dumb am i, me and DH were just discussing where you could be in Dorset, and i stupidly just said weymouth is the only beach, but did stop myself before i finished, but he caught on.
saying, lyme would be upset, so would studland, lulworth etc. stupid me.
where abouts are you then?

id like to swap places!

I paddled last week at this time it is bloody freezing.

oooh I am SO jealous

it sounds LOVELY!

wimp.
OK then collect some stones and pretend you are Andy Goldsworthy.

Bournemouth have been watching the air balloons in the park now on the beach waiting for fireworks.

It is most bizarre I am surrounded by grown building themselves sand seats and getting very competitive about it and kids paddling in the dark.

am home now