Can you find me a sahm uniform I can buy online? Thanks!

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Well, not a uniform but I want to buy 2 skirts that will be:

1. Hardwearing and wash well. I am covered in snot, dribble, drool and food all day atm
2. Cover up ish or as flattering as possible on someone who is trying to lose her lardy arse, hips and stomach. Will anything hold in my tummy?
3. Cheapish, (under £50) since I will lose more weight and I don't want to spend much money on something that will be chucked in 3 months when I lose weight and/or go back to work
4. Not too frumpy. Clearly they don't have to be the height of fashion though
5. Can be bought online and returned if I look crap in them, I hate shopping at best of times but especially when I'm fat

I can buy normal sizes, i.e. it doesn't have to be an outsize shop or whatever they're called these days! I am thinking of long cord/denim skirts but are these all going to be hideous? I also have boots that I live in atm and they are mid calf length so that's why I'm thinking longish skirts. I also need a couple of tops to see me through the next couple of months. Any suggestions welcome. TIA.

bloody next and their pushy directories, I used to really resent having to cart them in to the recycle bin twice a year (god I'm small minded)

I LOVE that M&S Mexican one and a bargain at £25. Need some boots to go with it though.

Next drive me mad too with the directory but it is handy - my boys are desperate for every day t-shirts and trousers and I've just done a mass order which will be delivered tomorrow! Didn't even have to leave the house struggling with 3 kids!

I always find skirts in a thick material (denim, cord) are not flattering, well not on me anyway. I always find the thinner the material the better they hang. I've bought two long denim skirts in the past and don't wear them at all now. If you do go for denim make sure it's a nice thin denim.