DH took kids out at 10am and they're still not back... how many ways

[Twiglett]

can I praise him?

just got text they are currently checking out some Cezanne

Favourite dinner maybe

steak?

see I knew someone would top it

I would really award him then hes much more likely to want to do it again.

award reward

Yes twig, go all out. Stick some celery up his arse or something

oh anorak is here, so you don't need me to lower the tone

yes she pretty much has that covered

Didn't you see the celery up the arse thread earlier?

here