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Boys have willies, girls have ?

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noonki · 16/07/2008 16:01

Age old problem, my DS1 is 2 and a half and constantly saying 'I got a willy, what have you got mummy...' and to my shame I can't decide what word to use... my parents used fanny but that makes me skirm a bit, what do you all use?

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Nikkitwotimes · 16/07/2008 16:02

clitoris for penis

plus vagina, vulva, urethra for the other parts

frogs · 16/07/2008 16:04

There are about 5 million threads on what to call a little girl's bits.

Search the archives and take your pick.

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noonki · 16/07/2008 16:05

I'll go and have a look

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FannyandWilly · 16/07/2008 16:18

Here you go

beanieb · 16/07/2008 16:22

vagina.

when I was a kid we called it a Winkle but I prefer vagina.

boys and men have a Penis.

Hassled · 16/07/2008 16:23

DD and I have "bits". Terrible, I know.

harpsichordcarrier · 16/07/2008 16:28

vulva/vagina

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noonki · 16/07/2008 16:28

my DH had no words at all for girls, which I think it really sad

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Bronze · 16/07/2008 16:31

I still can't decided even after reading all the threads. Its the idea of saying to ds wash your penis/around your penis dd wash your vulva(?).
Ds1 (5) calls his penis his winkle yet he also knows its his penis and I think thats a good way to be. But for girls.....

littlestarschildminding · 17/07/2008 18:54

We call it your 'lu' or front bottom if being polite! not sure why!

OverMyDeadBody · 17/07/2008 18:58

I know it's not technically correct, but I call it a vagina to DS.

Whizzz · 17/07/2008 19:04

Maybe we shouls ask MNHQ for a special section on "What to call girls bits"

burberrybubble · 17/07/2008 19:24

Hi!

My boys aged three and four call theirs a "babous"(Baboose)from the arabic word and my girls aged twelve and sixteen made up the word "Babina" for the female version.

My boy's were very curious about their sisters broken babous's!!

This works really well and has a nice sound to it.(blush)

kind regards

Elisha
x

BoysAreLikeDogs · 17/07/2008 19:27

I rather like babina

Like Baby/Vagina combo

plumandolive · 18/07/2008 11:53

We call it a minnie/minny.
Thought we had invented it, but other people use it too apparently

witchandchips · 18/07/2008 12:00

Girls have holes and furs didn't you know?

MrsThierryHenry · 18/07/2008 13:05

We say 'minnies' too! We think it's a good equivalent to 'willy'.

fishnet · 18/07/2008 13:11

We say "winkle" for penis so when I had the question from DS about what mummies have I said "girls have a Twinkle". It seemed to go and I quite like it. It sounds pretty and so many of the names we use sound quite ugly.

When I was little we called it minnie which go shortened to Min as my sisters and I got older

VanillaPumpkin · 18/07/2008 13:15

We have 'willy' for penis and vulva for, er, vulva...at least that was the aim. We have ended up with fanjo . Is that awful?

cmotdibbler · 18/07/2008 13:23

DS and daddy have a willy, mummy has a vulva.

Iklboo · 18/07/2008 13:25

Boys have winkies, girls have twinkles

objectivity · 18/07/2008 13:26

a smaller willy which you can't see so easily - we all have willies here.

yeahinaminute · 18/07/2008 13:27

Boys / Dogs / Men in the Yiam household have Willies ...

We girls sport Fandango's !!

plumandolive · 18/07/2008 13:42

MrsT and Fish- it's so strange isn't it when you think you've invented something and it's it's common parlance; makes me come over quite odd...

fishnet · 18/07/2008 13:50

Plumandolive just asked my mum when minnie came from and she said her mum used it for her. She was born 1950!