DD (7) wrote the funniest thing in her literacy folder.

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Went to school open evening last night and sat there looking through her work. She'd written a piece on her favourite Xmas Present (a Nintendo Gamecube). She wrote - "You play mario. You have a cunthole"

I'm guessing she meant control.

God I really hope that's what she meant

Oh My God.

How funny - presumably that will be kept forever and brought out at special occassions in the futute to laugh over.

On a similar note - my 2.5 year old has recently started saying "For Goodness sake!" but to the untrained ear it sounds EXACTLY like "Fucking Sake!"

Nice.

Well I'm sure she's never heard that phrase!

Unless she has picked it up at school and is a lot more advanced than I realised and thought she'd slip it in for a laugh.......no, I just think her spelling is awful!

Of course I was trying not to collapse in hysterics and dd was there asking what I was laughing at.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPMSL

hilarious