Have you ever kicked a man in the nuts?

[bluewolf]

Just wondering

Yes, my DH. By accident though - play fighting when we were younger and sillier. It hurt him very much

no

yes, once. a bloke tried to put his hand up my skirt when iwas playing pool (it wasnt even a short skirt!) and it was a reflex. didnt apologise to the fucker though.

I have, when I was a child, about 10, I kicked our neighbours son in the nuts when he was about 14, he collapsed and cried for ages. I felt terrible. I didn't have any brothers so I had no idea, I felled him like a tree.

Did he do a footballers roll on the floor?

Yes.

Yes

no

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Yes, caused a bit of damage actually. It was a knee actually. I also broke his wrist. But to be fair he was trying to pull me into an alleyway.

And I did call an ambulance for him once he'd stopped crying.

You can actually seriously damage a bollock with a sharp kick - a large haematoma can stop the blood supply and cause permanent damage to the soft tissues.

but sneaking

How awful whomoved. Thank bloody god you did.

No, but I've rammed the back of dh's legs with a shopping trolley.

Yes.

A bloke who would not take no for an answer.

Yes, my dh, by accident. We were all wrapped up and snowballing in knee deep snow and he rugby tackled me and my legs went flying up

Yes

lol madaim. What a terrible accident

No, but I remember at primary school when everyone had to put their chairs on the tables, someones chair leg whacked straight into my fanny. Now that hurt a hell of a lot, so I kind of know how it feels.

and did you do a footballer's roll?

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I remember not actually being able to speak and the teacher had to take me out the room. Eventually she discovered what had happened and instructed me to 'do what footballers do'

Luckily nobody else found out. It literally rendered me speechless.

no, i remember that very clearly. Also remember people poking pencils at your fanny through the hole meant for picking up lab stools.

But that probably was just me.

No but my legs would stick to the plastic on the chairs and be agony if i suddenly moved as it felt as though I was leaving my skin behind.

I remember going on holiday once and going to the beach (in the UK somewhere). I met a girl on the beach - we were both about 9 or 10. For some reason she wanted to delight me with the tale of how she fell off of a swing and landed straddled across a brick wall, requiring a visit to the hospital and lots of stitches in her unmmentionables. What a bizarre story to share with a stranger, huh?

I remember the pinched leg chair thing! You'd spend all day trying to swap it for someone elses!

Testy, I had a friend who ended up in casualty after some extremely vigorous sex and a split clit

Also Dh ripped his foreskin when having sex with a girl once