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I think people in social housing should be police checked

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harman · 13/06/2008 22:13

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bonniefromboot · 13/06/2008 22:14

WTF?

Remotew · 13/06/2008 22:15

. Get a bit peed off with a flipping commercial food van that parks over the road in a residential area, but really!

maidamess · 13/06/2008 22:16

I think harman is jesting

BlueDragonfly · 13/06/2008 22:16

is a serious thread? or in relation to another?

Quattrocento · 13/06/2008 22:20

You forgot the bit about sterilisation should they have a criminal record.

SmugColditz · 13/06/2008 22:21

I actually think they should be made to have a child license, to prove they are fit to keep their children. obviously the checks could be made by social workers, to finish when the child is no longer of an age where he/she could be easily adopted.

harman · 13/06/2008 22:22

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Chequers · 13/06/2008 22:23

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2shoes · 13/06/2008 22:23

ha fucking ha

TotalChaos · 13/06/2008 22:23

they should have a minimum of 50K in their bank account, you don't want to have any poor people in social housing.

CarGirl · 13/06/2008 22:23

If you just send a copy of the minutes to the local rag I'm sure they can write some fetching titles of their own about it!

Hmmm racist bigot or some such?

Quattrocento · 13/06/2008 22:24

noise monitors installed so that rapid injunctions can be served should they have raves

TotalChaos · 13/06/2008 22:24

2 shoes - have you seen harman's other thread?

tigertea · 13/06/2008 22:24

Should be weighed as well just to check that they're not too fat to start trying to conceive

expatinscotland · 13/06/2008 22:26

fuck that, i think they should all be subject to home inspections at random.

the council should have power to seize all stereo equipment, satellite dishes, flat screen TVs, computers and designer clothing as they see fit.

Quattrocento · 13/06/2008 22:26

I like the idea of a child licence - that's good. Their vehicles need to be checked constantly to see if they are stolen

PortAndLemon · 13/06/2008 22:26

Relates to this thread.

Either harman is joking or the Parish Councillor is actually the first in an invasion of pod people and they have now taken her over too.

SmugColditz · 13/06/2008 22:27

i do think they should be made to sit an intelligence test, and to sign an agreement to provide ladybird books, a sandpit, non-sports branded clothing, an interest in ballet/tennis and a home counties intonation.

It's the bare minimum and it's shameful that children go without these necessities.

harman · 13/06/2008 22:27

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Quattrocento · 13/06/2008 22:28

Random breath and boden tests?

harman · 13/06/2008 22:28

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2shoes · 13/06/2008 22:28

hadn't seen the other thread. thought this was one of those m/d vs w/c ones
reminds me of my dear daddy moaning about the social housing near him. I would say but daddy dear where do I live?

Heated · 13/06/2008 22:29

All should have tumble driers; hate to see volumunious knickers and cheap synthetic clothes hanging on a washing line

tigertea · 13/06/2008 22:32

What can be done about the HM Samuels gold chain on the tattooed pork sausage ankle ?

harman · 13/06/2008 22:37

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