Dont your children say the nicest thing ......?

[PinkChick]

My dd woke up this morn and climbed into bed with me when dp got up..she cuddles in wrapped her arms around me and put her head to mine.then said///"mummy why is your breath always so stinky on a morning"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL...i told her its called morning breath and said your's aint so fresh either honey!!![LOL

Just mine then eh?LOL

DS walked carefully round me yesterday and then said 'There's Mummy's big bottom, there!'

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

LOL..just took my 2 yr old indee to toilet earlier as shes training, put her nice pink seat on and sat cahtting i said do you liek pnk x, she says yes, i say do you like my nice pink jumper?, she says yes and your big round pink tummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL..its a baggy jumper, cant see my tummy put i patted it when i was asking her about my pink jumper LOL..but shes right tho!

my ds2-aged 2 lay on the toy sofa at toddler group yesterday and said loudly-im daddy
yes daddy lays around all day lol (he doesnt but thats now what all the other parents think)

to strange man in train drinking from can
"my daddy likes cider too, he drinks it for breakfast"

my dd1 once told me after i had straightened my hair for a night out "your looks hair nice today mummy, its normally a mess!"

also after i had a row with dp one night because he told me i smelt just before i was going out (i had just had a bath, turned out later that it was the dog who was over due her bath he could smell!) when i was planning my next night out dd1 said "dont let daddy be nasty to you, you are lovely just how you are, even if you do smell!"

bless her she does try to be nice!

i love these threads. they really make me chuckle.

LOL me too..esp the cider and smelling mummy

dd when sitting on my knee,

"Mummy you smell of chins"

My DD (2.6) said to me "sit down on the floor with me, Mummy. I said I couldn't (because I was busy), to which she replied seriously "no, your bum's too big, isn't it!".

My dd1 has complained about my breath in the morning. It is not helped by me having to wear a night guard to stop me grinding my teeth which seems to make me drool alot.

Dd2 came up to me yesterday morning:
dd2' I yove you mummy'
me'I love you too darling'
dd2 'Can I have a bourbon?'

(dd2 has also asked me to take her nappy off so she can look at her willy!!)

You've got a bottom just like Mr Jelly Mummy

Ds age 4

LOL, you couldnt make these up..so simple yet so funny

Me (to dd1, then 3): I spy with my little eye, something yellow....
DD1: Is it your teeth, Mummy?

Dd1: Mummy, you have a hairy bottom.
Me: You'll have one too when you grow up darling, all ladies do.
Dd1: Noooooooo! {cue tantrum for an hour}

DDs (3 and 2) sing "You've got a big jelly bum" to me as I'm getting changed.

DD1 told me tonight "Mummy you smell you need a shower" I DO NOT!

DD 18 mo, in cubicle in cafe toilet with me: "Poo, stinky! Wipe the bottom!".